Introductions

Wilkommen, Bienvenue, Welcome!

My name is Daphne Noire, and honestly I am just trying to live the life Bob Ross would have wanted for me. One full of joy, beauty, laughter, and happy little accidents. I am a 25 year old lover, creator, and hedonist, calling the Red Light District of Canada home-sweet-home.

Montreal? Parlez-vous français ?

… Umm… Oui, et non. But mostly no… for now! I am slowly but surely learning and hoping to proudly announce my bilingualism one day!

Where were we? Oh yes, back to the basics.

Standing at 5’10” I am one tall glass of sparkling water. Donning curves that would easily crash an Aston Martin, and long, wavy auburn hair flowing all the way down to my luscious derriere. The combo of piercing dark eyes and velvet cushions for lips, will of course have your interest piqued, but my smile and laugh will seal the deal.

Warmth and kindness are my strong suits, and I respect the same in any partner I may have. I believe there are enough mean or unkind people in the world already. The least we can do on a day-to-day level is spread a little light and love. An emphasis has been made in recent times, one of particular hatred and ignorance. I will not stand for any racism, bigotry, misogyny, or any other forms of harassment both within any online correspondence and during in-person meetings. I gratefully accept partners of all nationalities, origins, abilities, sizes, ages (18+), orientations, and genders.

Please make yourself at home as you explore my site and allow your imagination to take over. Below are a couple of my preferences in case you're curious. Keep on scrolling for my etiquette considerations, because manners and respect go a long way in impressing me! Indulge in the goodies I've started to tease and tempt you with. Wet your appetite and remember that we've only just begun...

Basic stats:

Age: 25

Sign: Aries

Height: 5'10"

Hair: Long, wavy auburn

Eyes: Deep brown

Dress: 18

Cup: 42C

Shoes: 10

Tattoos: 8 small (find em all?)

Piercings: Septum, nipples, ears, VCH

Shape: Soft, curvy hourglass

Aversions: cilantro, most sushi, rudeness to service staff

Here are a few of my favorite things:

  • Candy (sour gummy or chocolate caramel)

  • Crocheting with hand-spun wool

  • Horror movies / ghost stories

  • Street Festivals

  • Fresh shucked West Coast Oysters

  • Great weed and a fresh bong

  • Historic (haunted) houses

  • Seafood Pho and prawn salad rolls

  • Circus Art/ Theatre/ Musicals

  • A rare steak

  •  A fancy snake

  • French fries and a chocolate shake

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Etiquette

I will start this off by stating that I am not a fan of "rules" in general. I am a huge advocate of manners, kindness, and most importantly, respect.

To question these rules will be taken as a sign of personal disrespect, and our communication will instantly and permanently cease.

Now that I’ve cracked my whip, here are my tips to follow to make sure we get along well:

  • My safety is my priority. I hold the right to end any booking at any point should I become uncomfortable or concerned for my safety.

  • I will not stand for any racism, bigotry, misogyny, or any other forms of harassment both in online correspondence and during in-person meetings.

  • Cancellations must take place at minimum 36 hours in advance of a scheduled booking, or be subject to a cancellation fee of 50% of full booking rate.

  • Submission of Government issued photo identification is required for all bookings, and is the only screening method accepted. All potential clients are subject to screening. Recent references (within 9 months) as well as a deposit of 50% of full booking rate are required for any travel booking.

  • During any overnight, or multi-day booking, I will require minimum 7 uninterrupted hours of sleep to make sure I am happy and you are as well! Additional private time requirements may apply in multi-day bookings as well.

Contact Me

I see you shiver with anticipation, but I promise the wait is almost over! If you've been good and done all the reading you should, you will pass this pop quiz with flying colors! 

Start with your name and email so we can continue our correspondence! Then, tell me a little bit about yourself. Think of it as a mini job interview or perhaps an audition!

But please, don't be too nervous, I won't be your boss all the time...

 

Next, make a selection of how you would prefer to meet, as well as a date and time. If you have multiple available dates or are looking to schedule a multi-day or travel booking please make sure to specify that while making your introduction. 

 

Finally, check mark that box confirming you have perused my site fully and consent to my screening protocol. 

(A reminder can be found right here)

That's it! You're all done! Not too horribly scary, right?

If we are a compatible match, and our stars (and dates) align, I will be in touch with you very soon! 

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